Why would humanity do this

70 FOLLOWERS?!?!?!

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 21:47:02 -0400

70 FOLLOWERS?!?!?!

THROW IDEAS AT US

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 17:46:00 -0400

Greetings loyal Tumblr denizens, Admin Onion here. It seems that us admins have been having a bit of a dry spell recently, so I’ve been wondering…

Are there any of humanity’s abominations that you would like to see posted?

Also, as much as we would do hipsters be reminded that this is the Hipster’s facebook…they run in wolf packs here and if we attack them WE GO DOWN /HARD/

Here’s the problem, you’re sitting in your living...

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:32:00 -0400

Here’s the problem, you’re sitting in your living room with your wife of 50 years…and suddenly you feel like making some old wrinkly love but what’s this! The rocket can’t lift off! There seems to be a problem! It’s an Erectile Dysfunction and you are so so so so sad about it! Your once happy stab stick is now a floppy saggy breadstick…

~Admin Hipsterpl0x

SHITBIRD DICKFUCK WERE ALMOST AT 40 FOLLOWERS ALREADYIT’S...

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:15:00 -0400

SHITBIRD DICKFUCK WERE ALMOST AT 40 FOLLOWERS ALREADY
IT’S LIKE
IT’S LIKE
WE’RE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE WITH LOVE.

-ADMIN ‘I like capslock’ CRAYOLA
-Admin Hipsterpl0x [THE NEW NOPE ]
~ Admin “JESUS FUCK WE’RE LOVED WOOPS NOPE NOW WE HAVE 40+” Onion

LE GASP, 37 FOLLOWERS?

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:03:37 -0400

WHOAH OKAY.

We have no idea how we suddenly jumped from six to 37 followers, but DAMN. Welcome to all of you, and thanks for the support!

~ Admin Onion

Imagine this scenario: you’re at the bus stop, just...

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:42:00 -0400

Imagine this scenario: you’re at the bus stop, just minding your own business waiting for the bus to come take you to school. Then all of a sudden a Japanese girl comes up to you, wearing short shorts, a cowboy hat, platforms that look like they belong to a stripper, and a Yankee’s t-shirt. “Hello there sir! My name is Snooki-Gurl, and I love America! I love America because of TMNT and Superman and Indiana Jones! You eat hot dogs and apple pie everyday, right? I was OBVIOUSLY born to be American because being Japanese is lame ya’ll.” Doesn’t that sound rude? Well, considering all the weaboos we produce, I think we deserve that.

Weaboos, “proud otakus”, just please stop. It is perfectly okay to be interested in anime and Japanese culture, but you’re not some precious little goddess just because you know like five Japanese words and brag about how delicious ramen is because you can’t stop watching Naruto. And jesus christ, anime conventions have some terrible shit going on. Yes, we’re all supposed to be anime fans gathering to celebrate what we love. No, it is not okay to tackle poor cosplayers to the ground or stalk them or ask them to “yaoi” with another cosplayer. Oh, and when it comes to those who are Japanese/Japanese residents? You know a person isn’t automatically awesome just because they’re a certain ethnicity. And by the way, Japan isn’t a perfect little country with kawaii seira fuku girls and bishies. All in all weaboos, sane anime fans/Japanophiles are mad at you, Japanese people are mad at you, Japanese residents are mad at you, and everyone else thinks you’re fucked up in the head.

~ Admin “Drinking-Sugoi-Ramune-While-Eating-Green-Tea-Pocky-And-Drawing-My-Kawaii-OC-Rin-chan” Onion
- Agree’d the fuck out of by Admin “Hatsune-Miku-Is-My-Waifu-And-I’m-A-Kawaii-Lolita’ Formerly known as Prince[ss]

HMMMM

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:28:06 -0400

6 followers? Not bad.

NUMBER 8! People who use Rawr as a SCENE KID WAY OF SAYING I...

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 02:14:22 -0400

NUMBER 8!
People who use Rawr as a SCENE KID WAY OF SAYING I LOVE YOU. I’m sorry to say this dumbasses who use this but, typing or saying RAWR out loud, makes you look like an illiterate dumbfuck who probably taips liek dis n stuffff ;) Whoever thought this was cute and a good idea needs to be tied up and beat across the face with a baseball bat…glued to a chainsaw…glued to a kitten.
- Admin ‘Hipstardpher’ NOPE

A dating site in which “beautiful” people can meet...

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 00:54:24 -0400

A dating site in which “beautiful” people can meet and flirt with other “beautiful” people. It is exclusive so you have to apply and see if you’re good-looking enough, and this is based on the votes of other members. They also have a special sperm bank in which the donors are also considered beautiful, because the “unfortunate ugly people” should also have a chance to get a “beautiful” child.

Need I say more?

~ Admin “Unfortunate Ugly” Onion

DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT?-ADMIN ‘THE...

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:40:07 -0400

DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT?

-ADMIN ‘THE RAGEQUIT’ CRAYOLA

OH LOOK A SPECIAL EDITION.NUMBER FIVEMEME WHORES, Okay I will...

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:22:45 -0400

OH LOOK A SPECIAL EDITION.
NUMBER FIVE
MEME WHORES, Okay I will definitely admit memes can be FUNNY AS FUCK but when your whole sense of humor is based upon TROLLFACE.JPG AND NOPE.AVI you just become totally unfunny and a total ass, no one wants to hear you scream TROLLFACE.JPG because no one cares about your memes, NO ONE

-Admin NOPE

Yes, it’s okay to be female, play video games, and...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 22:24:26 -0400

Yes, it’s okay to be female, play video games, and appreciate them and the sane community like a normal person.

No, it’s not okay to be female, play video games, get in everyone’s face about it, snap naked photos of you with 360 controllers covering your tits while showing off your “nerdy hipster” glasses and kawaii bright pink hair, think you’re better than everyone else because you like video games more than shopping or clothes or girly things (you know, because EVERY girl who likes girly things is an ugly fake apparently), complain about how every single guy that doesn’t like CoD is a total “noobfag”, believe you can OMG PWN U just because of your gender and any human being possessing a Y chromosome is a total pussy that should either bow to your feet or fuck you (which you pretend not to want but honestly you’re desperate for), and overall act like a total asshat. It is just not. Fucking. Okay.

~ Admin Onion

THREEHOMOPHOBES, THE MOST INCREDIBLY STUPID, FAILURES IN THE...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 21:29:00 -0400

THREE
HOMOPHOBES, THE MOST INCREDIBLY STUPID, FAILURES IN THE WORLD
IF YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE SO MUCH, WHY NOT JUST TRY TO AVOID THEM, NOT PROTEST WITH YOUR STUPID IDEAS AND BEING A DOUCHE OR JUST A RELIFAG ABOUT EVERYTHING, GOD WANTED EVERYONE TO LOVE EACH OTHER NOT JUST SAY
“OH HEY, HE’S GAY…BURN HIS ASS. ”
-Admin Crayola

TWORAVERSTHE MOST ANNOYING DOUCHEBAGS ON THE EARTHALMOST AS BAD...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 21:25:11 -0400

TWO
RAVERS
THE MOST ANNOYING DOUCHEBAGS ON THE EARTH
ALMOST AS BAD AS SCENE KIDS
JUST KILL ‘EM ALL

-ADMIN CRAYOLA

LE SQUEEEEE

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 21:13:25 -0400

NEW ADMIN ALREADY
SO HERE IS THE LIST OF ADMINS FOR THIS BLOG

ADMIN ~*NOPE*~ - MAIN POSTER, CONTROLLER OF BLOG

ADMIN CRAYOLA - SECOND HAND MAN

ADMIN {BILL}NYE - POSTER MAKER

ADMIN ONION - NEWBIE, IN TRAINING.

..Let us begin with…NUMBER 1SCENE KIDS.They ruin...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 21:02:33 -0400

..Let us begin with…
NUMBER 1
SCENE KIDS.
They ruin everything they touch, they killed the Invader Zim fandom, they are trying to ruin Dubstep and if they got to anything else…I think we would all an hero.
There is nothing good about them, they are destructive and should never have existed.

- Admin NOPE