1. Here’s the problem, you’re sitting in your living room with your wife of 50 years…and suddenly you feel like making some old wrinkly love but what’s this! The rocket can’t lift off! There seems to be a problem! It’s an Erectile Dysfunction and you are so so so so sad about it! Your once happy stab stick is now a floppy saggy breadstick…~Admin Hipsterpl0x 

    Here’s the problem, you’re sitting in your living room with your wife of 50 years…and suddenly you feel like making some old wrinkly love but what’s this! The rocket can’t lift off! There seems to be a problem! It’s an Erectile Dysfunction and you are so so so so sad about it! Your once happy stab stick is now a floppy saggy breadstick…

    ~Admin Hipsterpl0x

     

    1 year ago  /  19 notes

    1. rizzuwizzu reblogged this from thingsthatshouldneverhaveexisted and added:
      FLOPPY SAGGY BREADSTICK. AND THAT FACE.
    2. thingsthatshouldneverhaveexisted posted this