Greetings loyal Tumblr denizens, Admin Onion here. It seems that us admins have been having a bit of a dry spell recently, so I’ve been wondering…
Are there any of humanity’s abominations that you would like to see posted?
Also, as much as we would do hipsters be reminded that this is the Hipster’s facebook…they run in wolf packs here and if we attack them WE GO DOWN /HARD/
Here’s the problem, you’re sitting in your living room with your wife of 50 years…and suddenly you feel like making some old wrinkly love but what’s this! The rocket can’t lift off! There seems to be a problem! It’s an Erectile Dysfunction and you are so so so so sad about it! Your once happy stab stick is now a floppy saggy breadstick…
SHITBIRD DICKFUCK WERE ALMOST AT 40 FOLLOWERS ALREADY
WE’RE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE WITH LOVE.
-ADMIN ‘I like capslock’ CRAYOLA
-Admin Hipsterpl0x [THE NEW NOPE ]
~ Admin “JESUS FUCK WE’RE LOVED WOOPS NOPE NOW WE HAVE 40+” Onion
We have no idea how we suddenly jumped from six to 37 followers, but DAMN. Welcome to all of you, and thanks for the support!
~ Admin Onion
Imagine this scenario: you’re at the bus stop, just minding your own business waiting for the bus to come take you to school. Then all of a sudden a Japanese girl comes up to you, wearing short shorts, a cowboy hat, platforms that look like they belong to a stripper, and a Yankee’s t-shirt. “Hello there sir! My name is Snooki-Gurl, and I love America! I love America because of TMNT and Superman and Indiana Jones! You eat hot dogs and apple pie everyday, right? I was OBVIOUSLY born to be American because being Japanese is lame ya’ll.” Doesn’t that sound rude? Well, considering all the weaboos we produce, I think we deserve that.
Weaboos, “proud otakus”, just please stop. It is perfectly okay to be interested in anime and Japanese culture, but you’re not some precious little goddess just because you know like five Japanese words and brag about how delicious ramen is because you can’t stop watching Naruto. And jesus christ, anime conventions have some terrible shit going on. Yes, we’re all supposed to be anime fans gathering to celebrate what we love. No, it is not okay to tackle poor cosplayers to the ground or stalk them or ask them to “yaoi” with another cosplayer. Oh, and when it comes to those who are Japanese/Japanese residents? You know a person isn’t automatically awesome just because they’re a certain ethnicity. And by the way, Japan isn’t a perfect little country with kawaii seira fuku girls and bishies. All in all weaboos, sane anime fans/Japanophiles are mad at you, Japanese people are mad at you, Japanese residents are mad at you, and everyone else thinks you’re fucked up in the head.
~ Admin “Drinking-Sugoi-Ramune-While-Eating-Green-Tea-Pocky-And-Drawing-My-Kawaii-OC-Rin-chan” Onion
- Agree’d the fuck out of by Admin “Hatsune-Miku-Is-My-Waifu-And-I’m-A-Kawaii-Lolita’ Formerly known as Prince[ss]
6 followers? Not bad.
People who use Rawr as a SCENE KID WAY OF SAYING I LOVE YOU. I’m sorry to say this dumbasses who use this but, typing or saying RAWR out loud, makes you look like an illiterate dumbfuck who probably taips liek dis n stuffff ;) Whoever thought this was cute and a good idea needs to be tied up and beat across the face with a baseball bat…glued to a chainsaw…glued to a kitten.
- Admin ‘Hipstardpher’ NOPE
A dating site in which “beautiful” people can meet and flirt with other “beautiful” people. It is exclusive so you have to apply and see if you’re good-looking enough, and this is based on the votes of other members. They also have a special sperm bank in which the donors are also considered beautiful, because the “unfortunate ugly people” should also have a chance to get a “beautiful” child.
Need I say more?
~ Admin “Unfortunate Ugly” Onion
DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT?
-ADMIN ‘THE RAGEQUIT’ CRAYOLA